The top 10 definitions of a MILF

[milfonline]

as defined by urban dictionary:

1. milf
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible steps. They want to fuck with abandon, with no romantic complications for their under-19 family. A MILF is any mother that is sexually desirable.

2. Milf
A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.
Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!

3. MILF
Mom I'd Like to Fuck
"Dude, what's a MILF?"
"M-I-L-F, Mom I'd like to fuck!"
or
"Woah, Johnny, your mom's a MILF!"

4. MILF
Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".
Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

5. MILF
Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly
When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

6. milf
An extremely hot middle aged mom, who leaves you in mastabatory bliss nighy and night.
"My friends mom Darlene" is one hot ass MILF!"

7. milf
Quite simply: Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Stacy's mom- because she's got it going on.
Refer to music video.

8. milf
Mom I'd Like to Fuck, they are rare but exceptional. Usually drive volvos and are soccer moms.

9. MILF
A sexually attractive women over the age of 30
dued, gerald's mom is a MILF

10. milf
Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck. Any woman (usually a celebrity) with young children who is sexually desirable.
"That Susanna Hoffs out of the Bangles is a right milf"

[winger01]

I also hear it stands for "Mother I'd like to feel" which is quite gay if you ask me. I like Mother I'd like to Fuck way better.